Standard genie rules apply. No wishing for other wishes, genies, lamps, or ways to obtain other wishes. You get one wish, period.
(Yup, stolen shamelessly from reddit)
"I wish for nothing but pure horror, death and total annihilation"Yes, very good.
Just wish for the opposite? Or how will he ruin it for you?
Ask for infinite money with no catches and then if he fucks with me or does some shit wrong, I'll just bitch slap him and be like "nah cunt, do it again m8"
I wish for you to buy me all games on the Steam Client (Windows 64x), the game hosting client, for the rest of time itself, without you changing anything that I said.
I wish Noodle would stop being a skrub. I don't think he'll want to ruin that wish.
You die first and don't get to witness it.
Nothing is infinite. The genie insteads transfers all the money in the world to your bank account. When everyone notices what have happend you get arrested for computer hacking and all the money gets transferred back to their previous owners.
i would wish for 1 Super power " Bitch Slap Over The Internet" so i can slap munz all day
"I would like infinite wishes with no catch"The standard.Wish #1: I wish for all my wishes to be executed without it backfiring and without it being ruined.Wish #2: ......etc.-Frezzy ehehehe
The genie buys you all the games and you spend the rest of the year locked up in your room playing computer games. This makes you gain 50kg and failing school. Your parents takes away your computer and auctions away the Steam account.
I have been reborn in another world and can once again make a wish:I wish for the genie to die and never be reborn
accualy i would just wish to have the max knowledge in Everything in the World thats all i need " i dont think i spelled knowledge right tho but u guys get the idea :]
If I am locked up in my room then how do my parents sell my computer?
They kicked the door in, obviously
i would wish for a sandwich no tomato :3
Noodles is no longer a skrub and decides to quit playing computer games and vanishes from the internet for you no longer to see him.
YES!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO I mean oh no!
You now have all the knowledge in the world. This makes you so paranoid you commit suicide.
Ignorance is bliss.
I wish to have no physical or mental illnesses or ailments until I die a painless death at the age of 86.